beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

(Source: deadmutation)

ladyogrady:

My thesis project, Dom & Sub, a.k.a. why I’ve been such a bad tumblr-er/bad friend/etc. My artist statement:

Dom & Sub is a body of illustrative work in digital media that attempts to humanize practitioners of BDSM and offer a representation of kinky sex that not only refutes negative stereotypes but informs the audience that sadomasochistic play is done best between happy, healthy, and consenting adults. I portrayed the couple in the work not only engaging in S&M play but also building a “scene” together and nurturing one another after the play has concluded; these are moments often left unconsidered or completely ignored in visual representations of S&M. I believe it’s important to see how kinky scenes are crafted with care, commitment to safety and enthusiastic consent in order to limit those times when sadomasochistic play is used to abuse or dehumanize other human beings. It is my hope that my audience will learn from the illustrations that sadomasochistic play is not always dark or scary, and that fellow ‘kinksters’ can enjoy tender representations of S&M that do not ridicule or pathologize them. I’ve designed the work to engage sadomasochistic imagery, material and theory with an ethical conscience.

poopflow:

at prom some girl dropped her corsage and cut her toe and she was bleeding so the dj stopped the music and i said “i guess there really is blood on the dancefloor“and my date slapped me across the face 

initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

yesillbefamoussomeday:

reasonsmysoniscrying:

“We said she couldn’t have more bacon.”

Submitted by: Lisa F.

Location:  New Jersey, USA

That would make me cry

bureaucraticdeath:

I love girly girls that wear bright colors and floral patterns and have long hair

I love androgynous girls with spiky hair that wear baggy jeans and sweaters

I love sweet innocent girls in sundresses with wide eyes and soft voices

I love hardcore girls with tattoos and piercings with attitude

I just love girls  (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

squibly:

wow i just want to kiss u (｡￫ˇ艸￩)ﾌﾟｸｸｯ☆

(Source: refrigeratorlord)

fer1972:

Isabelle Dalle

reasonsmysoniscrying:

“He didn’t like these orange sunglasses.”
Submitted by : Yudissanti
Location: Jimbaran, Bali-Indonesia

shewpthewewp:

kylobe:

what happens if jake doesnt wear briefs so like he wears boxers

but under his microshorts like

walk walk fashion baby

(This is a very real and very hilarious problem when it comes to cosplay - I ended up wearing compression shorts instead of boxers because they were all too long)

(Source: lottiepencheon)

the-only-real-thing:

The perfect cast of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey